Stuff That Owns


Steven says: Yo ho! This be my page of stuff that owns. If you don't think that it owns, then you must be stupid.

 

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  -Videogames that own

     My list of videogames that own. (I must admit, this list owns.)

-My shoes

     My shoes own. They're awesome.

-Myself

     What can I say? I am simply the best. We aren't all born with the looks, intelligence, and wit of myself.

-The font that my site uses

     Need I say why?

-My Website

    Once again, this is one of those things that happen to be self-explanatory.

-Best Buy

     If you do not go here at least five times a week, then you must be punished.

-Paint Shop Pro 8

     The worlds best, affordable, image editor. Why spend hundreds on Photoshop when Paint Shop Pro is under a hundred dollars with all the features (Except the rusty pickle filter)? Exactly, I'm right.

-Microsoft Windows XP

     I use Microsoft Windows XP Ownage Edition. Do you?

-Icon Programming Language

     If Perl makes you hurl, or if you're wrestling with Python, or if Ruby has lost its luster, you might find that Icon provides an interesting alternative as an agile language (a scripting language) with a small "mental footprint" that's well-suited to those text processing problems that are just awkward and/or time-consuming to solve in Java, C++, C#, etc.

-Myself

     What can I say? I am simply the best. We aren't all born with the looks, intelligence, and wit of myself.

-Carbohydrates

     Carbohydrates are awesome. Low-carb is for Losers! While all these people out there are getting their arteries clogged with the Atkins diet, I, am buying high-carb foods and eating pasta, bread and other great "carbalicious" foods.